Zappa, Frank:  Bobby Brown
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C
Hey there people
I'm Bobby Brown
     Am
They say I'm the cutest boy in town
   F
My car is fast
My teeth is shiny
  G
I tell all the girls they ca kiss my hiny
      C
Well, here I am at a famous school
    Am
I'm dressin sharp and I'm actin cool
             F
I've got a cheerleader here
who wants to help with my paper
             G
I'll let her do all the work, 
And maybe later I'll rape her

   F
Oh God, I am the american dream
  C
I do not think
    Am
I'm too extreme
          F              G
And I'm a handsome sonovabitch
I'm gonna get a good job and be real rich
(get a good
 get a good 
 get a good
 get a good job)

Women's liberation
Came creepin up across the nation
I tell you guys
I was not ready
So I fucked this dike
by the name of freddie

She made a little speech then
Ah, she tried to make me say when
She had my balls in a vice
but she left the dick
I guess it's still hooked on
but now it shoots too quick

Oh God, I am the american dream
And now i smell like vaseline
And I'm a miserable sonovabitch
Am I a boy or a lady ?
I don't know which
(I wonder wonder
 wonder wonder)

So I went out and bought me a leisure suit
I jingle my chains
but I'm still kinda cute
I got a job doin radio promo
And none of the jocks 
can even tell I'm a homo

Eventually me and a friend
sorta drifted along into S&M
I can take about an hour
on the tower of power
So long as I gets a little golden shower

Oh God, I am the american dream
With a spindle up my butt
till it makes me scream
And I'll do anything to get a head
I'll lay awake nights
sayin 'Thank you, Fred!'

Oh God, oh God
I'm so fantastic
Thanks to Freddy
I'm a sexual spastic
And my name is Bobby Brown
Watch me now, I'm goin down
And my name is Bobby Brown
Watch me now, I'm goin down
And my name is Bobby Brown
Watch me now
I'm goin down...