MALONEY WANTS A DRINK G C When Eve was in the garden, Adam climbed an appletree D D (C) G He went aloft up to the top, to see what he could see G C He gazed in awe for what he saw, for it made the poor man grieve D D (C) G For Patrick John Maloney stood there whispering to Eve Ref: Come kiss me love, and miss me love, and cry your bitter tears My loving you'll remember now, for many, many years Be happy love, be satisfied I left you in the pink There's many a man may want a bride Maloney wants a drink Salome danced for Paddy, taking off her seven veils "Salome", said Maloney, "That's a trick that never fails" Maloney put Salome's only clothing in a sack I'll run along now to the pawn, and bring your bundle back Ref. From London to Nebraska, and from Glasgow to Hong Kong From Cardiff to Alaska, from Peking to Saigon Wherever the girls are lonely, I know that in his role It's there you'll find Maloney, waiting to console Ref.