OK, THIS IS IT! A direct transcript of some of the great songs on the album "Monthy Python Sings", a masterwork for the true Python lover. Sing along now: Sit on my face, and tell me that you love me... MARIUS WATZ ------ ALWAYS LOOK AT THE BRIGHT SIDE OF LIFE Some things in life are bad, they can really make you mad, other things just make you swear and curse. When you're chewing on life's gristle, don't grumble, give a whistle, and this'll help things turn out for the best. Chorus: And... Always look at the bright side of life Always look at the light side of life If life seems jolly rotten, there's something you've forgotten, and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing. When you're feeling in the dumps, don't be silly, chums, just purse your lips and whistle, that's the thing. Chorus For life is quite absurd, and death's the final word, you muist always face the curtain with a flair(?). Forget about your sin, give the audience a grin, enjoy, it's your last chance in here! So... Always look at the bright side of death Just before you draw your terminal breath Life's a piece of shit, when you look at it, life's a laugh and death's a joke it's true. You see, it's all a show, keep them laughing as you go, just remember that the last laugh is on you. Chorus(a lot of times) C'mon Brian, cheer up! Worse things happen at sea, you know What have you've got to lose, you know, you come from nothing, you're going back to nothing. What've you lost? Nothing. Nothing will come from nothing, you know what they say. Cheer up, you old bugger, give us a grin. There you are. ------ SIT ON MY FACE Sit on my face and tell me that you love me, I'll sit on your face and tell you I love you, too. I love to hear you oralize When I'm between your thighs, you blow me away! Sit on my face and let my lips embrace you, I'll sit on your face and then I'll love you truly. Life can be fine if we all 69, if we sit on our faces in all sorts of places and play, we'll be blown away! ------ LUMBERJACK SONG Chorus: I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay, I sleep all night and work all day I cut down trees, I eat my lunch, I go to the lavatory. On Wednesdays I go shopping, and have buttered scones for tea. Redjacks: He cuts down trees, he eats his lunch, he goes to the lavatory. On Wednesdays he goes shopping, and has buttered scones for tea. Chorus I cut down trees, I skip and jump, I like to press wild flowers. I put on women's clothing, and hang around in bars. Redjacks: He cuts down trees, he skips and jumps, he likes to press wild flowers. He puts on women's clothing, and hangs around bars?? Chorus I cut down trees, I wear high heels, suspendies and a bra. I wish I'd been a girlie, just like my dear papa. Redjacks: He cuts down trees, he wears high heels, suspendies and a bra?!?! You faggot! Chorus He's a lumberjack and he's okaaaaaaaaaaaay, he sleeps all night and works all day. ------ PENIS SONG Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. Here's a little number I tossed off recently in the Carribean: Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis? Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong? It's swell to have a stiffy, it's divine to own a dick, from the tiniest little tadger to the world's biggest prick! So three cheers for your Willie or John Thomas. Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake. Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend, your Percy or your cock, you can wrap it up in ribbons, you slip it in your sock. Put don't take out in public, or they will stick you in the dock, and you won't come back. ------ I've got 90 000 pounds in my pajamas, I've got 40 000 french francs in my fridge. I've got lots of lovely lire, now the deutsche mark's getting dearer, and my dollar bills could buy the Brooklyn Bridge. Chorus: There is nothing quite as wonderful as money, there is nothing quite as beautiful as cash. Some people say it's folly, but I'd rather have the lolly, with money you can make a splash! There is nothing quite as wonderful as money, there is nothing like a newly minted pound. Everyone must hanker for the butchness of a banker, it's accountancy that makes the world go 'round. You can keep your marxist ways, but it's only just a phase, for it's money money money that makes the world go round.