BOBBY BROWN                                    		Frank Zappa

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Hey there, people, I'm Bobby Brown, they say I'm the cutest boy in town
        Am
My car is fast, my teeth is shiny, 
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I tell all the girls they can kiss my heinie

Here I am at the famous school, I'm dressin' sharp and I'm actin' cool
I got a cheerleader here wants to help with my paper, 
let her do all the work 'n maybe later I'll rape her

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Oh God, I am the american dream
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I do not think I'm too extreme
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And I'm a handsome sonofabitch
 
I'm gonna get a good job 'n be real rich    (get a good)

Women's liberation came creepin' all across the nation
I tell you people I was not ready 
when I fucked this dyke by the name of Freddie
She made a little speech then, ah she tried to make me say when
She had my balls in a vice, but she left the dick, 
I guess it's still hooked on, but now it shoots to quick

Oh God, I am the american dream
But now I smell like vaseline
And I'm a miserable sonofabitch
Am I a boy or a lady?  I don't know which    (I wonder)

So I went out 'n bought me a leisure suit, I jingle my change, but I'm still kinda cute
Got a job doin' radio promo, 
and none of the jocks can even tell I'm a homo

Eventually me and a friend sorta drifted along into S & M
I can take about an hour on the tower of power
'Long as I gets a little golden shower

Oh God, I am the american dream
With a spindle up my butt 'til it makes me scream
And  I'll do anything to get ahead
I lay awake nights, sayin': "Thank you, Fred"

Oh God, Oh God, I'm so fantastic
Thanks to Freddie, I'm a sexual spastic
And my name is Bobby Brown, watch me now, I'm goin' down
And my name is Bobby Brown, watch me now, I'm goin' down   
And my name is Bobby Brown, watch me now, I'm goin' down