LAUGH 'N A  ½                      		Disneyland After Dark

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I learned politeness on my mama's knee
G						D
I learned by uprightness my number of friends should increase
Em		   D		A	      Em
When I think about the things I've done
G				D
I laugh out loud to no one   - yeah, to no one 

Em
Cause it's so hard to meet the eyes that I see 
 				G
When I try to open up my heart
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There's something inside me and I know it's good
 					Em
But understanding is misunderstood
  		      D			A	  Em
At the end of a smile there's a laugh 'n a ½

But I became honest Mr. Mistaken
In spite of the curves my smile was makin'
Bumpers and kickers in one big stream
I grew up up in a life size pinball machine  - yeah, they're mean

Cause it's so hard to meet the eyes that I see 
When I try to open up my heart
There's something inside me and I know it's good
But understanding is misunderstood
At the end of a smile there's a laugh 'n a ½
- on my behalf
There's something inside me and I know it's good
But understanding is misunderstood
At the end of a smile there's a laugh 'n a ½

Em					           D
I tried to fill some silence, cause the silence feels so long
G				D	H7/D#		Em
I knew the ice was gettin' thinner,  -  but i kept skating on
 						     D
My mother threw me into this world as a winner		
 					   G
But by the light of the yellow beer
 	        D		H7/D#		Em
They tell jokes I'll never get to hear!
 		G
- on my behalf

There's something inside me and I know it's good
But understanding is misunderstood
At the end of a smile there's a laugh 'n a ½
- on my behalf ...